[quote=Captain Jenno]
If you can salvage those coffee posts then I will start a Church of Tick and it'll be all about archiving roleplays. And world peace, I guess.
[/quote]

World peace comes second. Or third.

[quote=Dervish]
Also, I can't be poisoned. Redundant organs and all that.
[/quote]

As Mosis and Derv have clearly shown you, they're fully alive and well. Not at all poisoned.