[quote=Tempest]
NUH UH! TELL THAT LITTLE GUY HOW ADORABLE HE IS! Look into his tiny beady eyes and at his long tiny legs, except his hugs, he'll loves you forever!
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And precisely how long ago did the spiders crawl into your brain and possess you? c:

[quote=BrobyDDark]
Have you forgotten that Spiderman's powers are to tie people up, climb up walls, and tingle when there is danger? The dude is a walking BDSM machine.
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And Gwen seemed so straight-laced, too...