[quote=Tempest]
Hey... Hey Halo.... People actually eat several spiders in their sleep in the course of the year.
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This is actually false. 

[URL=http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp]Myth busted, motherfuckers[/URL]

Smurf dicks, on the other hand...

[quote=Halo]
 BDSM fetishist? Explains your reaction to The Harbinger yesterday 
[/quote]

I know you feel this. ;D

[quote=BrobyDDark]
Not unless you're the infamous G-Spot Spider.
[/quote]

Esper?