I was getting into the car with a friend of mine, and I saw a Bumblebee, and I was like, "Hey, look, a Bumble!"

"What the hell is a [i]Bumble[/i]?" my friend asked.

I paused for a moment and then said, "What else could a Bumble be?"

We've since cut ties.

EDIT: This is actually a true story, though I added the cutting ties for dramatic effect.