[quote=Armed Forces]
*As you get closer to me, I reach out to you with one hand. In my other is what looks like a futuristic Tommy Gun, and over my shoulder is a seemingly nearly empty bag. You see that I am cut all over, my clothes are tattered, and I have one massive hole on the bottom-left side of my torso*... I...*Collapses*
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