[quote=Armed Forces]
*As you get closer to me, I reach out to you with one hand. In my other is what looks like a futuristic Tommy Gun, and over my shoulder is a seemingly nearly empty bag. You see that I am cut all over, my clothes are tattered, and I have one massive hole on the bottom-left side of my torso*... I...*Collapses*
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*Sets you flat on the ground*
Come on man, wake up. You can't afford to fall asleep. [quote=Spiritblitz]
Nothing much...just met my niece.
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Fun, fun![quote=whizzball1]
No, it's pretty normal! Although my brother's possessed by the first Lord of Chaos and is probably scheming right now to take over multiple universes. I still don't know how to break that news to my parents.
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So not normal at all.