a boat arrives in a port on korvosa,a bunch of random citizens walk out of it one person is a guy wearing a hooded robe with some body armor with a symbol of god on it
[well this is korvosa a crime ridden city just waiting for me to clean all the unholy scum out of it i hope i find that gaedren guy i been searching after across the world after that scumbag!] i walk down the peir and walk towards a church so i can go there to pray to god it seems far away so i go through a alleyway [maybe i will find some scumbags in here?] all of a suddenly i feel my pockets getting emptier i look back and see a kid with his hands in my pocket and i elbow him in the face right when i saw him [i hope noone saw that wait a minute they'res something in my pocket that i did'nt put there] the kid falls to the ground with a bloody nose and goes silent with his eyes still open [i think i hit him to hard] i slowly walk out of the alleyway with my eyes on the kid who i think may be dead and then i put my hand in my pocket and pull out a card [a card? he put a card in my pocket?] it has the symbol of a cross on it and says on the back "i know what that scumbag did to you if you want gaedrd [sorry i can't spell his name well] dead come to 3 lancet street at midnight" i smile [finally i can finish him once and for all!] 
+flash back+ 
WAHHHH WAHHH theres a baby on the front door of a church a priest picks up the baby and takes him inside awww its a cute baby your parents must have left you behind oh a note "take care of my baby please" the note says "ps keep him away from gaedrd" [whos he?] the priest thinks [oh wait i know him he wants to burn the church for not believing in his dumb religlion] +the next day+ hey i want this dam church to believe in my god but i don't really care any more so i guess i gotta kill all of you mahahahahahah! gaedrd drops a torch and the church starts burning in a hellish flame the priest runs out of the door and punches gaedrd in the face [i will protect you with my life mattamus] then a arrow and then and priest stops running then with his mouth open and shaking he looks down and sees a arrow impaling his stomach [no] the priest thought then he fell to the ground his eyes limp and lifeless the mattamus cries like crazy as gaedrd walks away slowly with a crossbow in his hands and the baby picks up a sword and a shield from the destoryed church the sword of god and the shield of god then mattamus makes a mmmmm! sound [end of post]