[quote=Zeal]
*it breaks and I grab your hand and smacks you with the blunt side of the knife with a lot of force*
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*It cracks, but the adrenaline rush keeps me from feeling the pain as I very quickly grab your arm with the knife in it, flip it over my back and snap it backwards to both harm and disarm you*[quote=Etcetera]
I'm not letting you hurt yourself.
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I may actually need it after this.