I warned you a shorter post would come. Bask in the horror of it being slightly closer to a one-liner than usual!

Also, Ayleth, my avatar is a shrunken and captionless version of [url=/pictures/jeff_33c64e_231366.jpg]this.[/url] The weird mouth is just its teeth as you can see. When I first saw it, I uncontrollably giggled for several days straight, and that was without the caption.