[quote=Drakel]
Madam... You are clearly beyond obsessed in gaining my attention. Note that other being the god of dragons nothing is really that special about me... Sure I hold the world's longest fap record and I will fuck your Volkswagen, but other than that I must ask, why is it that you long for me so? I'm too fabulous for you and we both know it but while you declare yourself queen I am still the god of all dragons. So please, don't be hatin on my draco hoard dragon swag or my fuckin magical science. Cuz gurl, nobody like te hatez.*twirl*The one and only Dragon God,Drakel
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Poor Volkswagen.