When Darog the Badger God was born, he was nothing close to his current title. He was the runt of the litter and his name was just Gorad. Gorad was extremely uninspired and was always picked on. Gorad didn't care what others thought, all he did was lay in the medows and stare at the dirt, because he laid face down. The little badgers life was changed forever when:... (Someone pick up.)