[quote=Azarthes]
Jane dyingThen his asshole friend gave him to some neo nazis
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The End.

GG. Who's next.

[quote=Wayne]
a stroke. And he lived the rest of his life as a paraplegic, trying to whack all passersby with an old cudgel while screaming obscenities in Icelandic, angry at their ability to still walk.
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I also like this one. A good alternate ending.