Perhaps a barrel of Dragon Spite might work well.

[quote=Lucius Cypher]
Explode, no, but some of this stuff is less like alcohol and more like oil that people can drink. What can I say, running the College is hard word, and we need hard liquor to keep it going.
[/quote]

And you know, we need that hard liquor for all the shenanigans our PCs get into while under the influence.