Kuro/Yuudai/Kiku./Sakaki fanfiction cuz I'm bored.

Yuudai: For the umpteenth time, take the dam rat somewhere else. We will get shut down for f***s sake! 
Kuro: He isn't a rat, he's a mouse! I've hid on me so you don't have to freakin overreact. Teme.
Yuudai: *grabs Nezu*
Kuro: Hey! TEME! GIVE HIM BACK!
Yuudai: I am helping to the store, leave him the hell outside.
Kuro: *intiates fight*
Kiku: ORA! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? *stops the figh*
Kuro: Teme, shut up. He took Ne-
Kiku: URUSAI!!!! 
Kuro: *shuts up*
Yuudai: Hey, he st-
Kiku: You shut up too! Enough! You two have been at each others throats for like what? Kaito-kun! Nezu has been allowed in the store, as long as he's hidden! I have told you that so many times! Learn to listen to others, you don't run the store, I freakin do. 
Kuro: *sniggers*
Kiku: ORA! Koruku-kun, you are also the source of the damn problem. We have been lenient about Nezu-chan, however, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. Lila-sama may be a nice woman, it doesn't mean you take advantage of that! You WILL learn to co-operate and work with others without getting on people's nerves. As this is the last time I will bother telling you both off.
Yuudai: If we don't comply...
Kiku: I will immediately suspend and roster you off. Basically, you will longer work here for indefinite amount of time. I have had it. I have let you guys slip past me for too long. Enough is enough. One more fight, you will both be fired. Lila-sama has no qualms about me firing idiots who just fight all day. This is your last warning. Understood?
Kuro and Yuudai: Yeah...
Kiku: I SAID, UNDER. F***ING. STOOD? *slams fist on table*
Kuro and Yuudai: H-hai Kiku-sama!
Kiku: Good. Now clean up this damn mess before I get angry.
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Kiku: Mou... *wipes forehead*
Sakaki: Eh? Daijoubu desuka Kiku-chan?
Kiku: Ahaha! Onii-sama, don't worry, just the duties of being a supervisor.
Sakaki: Really?
Kiku: Hai! Etou... Wanna have something to eat? I'm going to get Black Forest Cake.
Sakaki: *nods excitetedly*
Kiku: *comes back* Hora. *sees Sakaki staring at him* ('-')
Sakaki: Hey, wait... *leans in closer* (=_=)
Kiku: Nani? *stares awkwardly* (-.-')
Sakaki: *leans in even closer* (~_~)
Kiku: *starts blushing* O-onii-sama.... *shoves piece of cake in his mouth* (-_-")>
Sakaki: *eats it* You have something here. ('w')
Kiku: Onii-sama, my face is not a plate, you have your own cake. *starts smiling* 
Sakaki: What's so funny?
Kiku: Nothing. I just... I'm just glad moments like this happen in my everyday life. I never really got to enjoy things like this in the Yakuza. So... thank you. *cute not fake smile*
Sakaki: *ruffles Kiku's hair*
Kiku: *small blush*