[quote=whizzball1]
You have to read Austraeoh some time. It's seriously great. I'm over 750 chapters in by now, and there are currently 883 of them.
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If I was forced to read 883 chapters of a pony fanfic, or whatever that is, then one of three thinga would happen.
A.) I would die from the torture before I'm done.
B.) I would eventually adapt and come to love ponies as well, or
C.) I would develop Class-4 ponyphobia.