[quote=Joegreenbeen]
P.S. Rax, do you want to start Jorick's bio?
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Once upon a time a little baby human was born. He had a full beard and chest hair from birth and cut his umbilical chord with his own teeth. After this he preceded to devour his parents and was subsequently raised by wolves. He later built Rome… wait no that was Romulus. 
One day while prowling around in the dark creepy forest that he and his wolf family inhabited, he happened upon a...