I have a free minute to do a long post so:

... Is a beam of light would shoot at whatever he wanted. Once the light collided with its target, the object would turn into crystal meth. (This wouldn't happen to large objects.) One day he found a three week old embryo crawling on the floor. He thought it would be funny to use his powers on it, so he did. What happened was not expected, instead of turning into meth, the embryo turned into a little devil wearing tennis shoes and holding a pitch fork. This new being told Jorick that his name was Aza and that he had a deal for him. The devil told Jorick that if he made the meth, that he would sell it to badgers from a base in Mexico. The money earned would be split between the two. The operation worked for months until Jorick was discovered by a detective named Sherlock. Jorick was hunted for months until:

What do you guys think?