Sakaki: [b]"Yoshiba."[/b]
Lucy: *comes running in, head down in an intimidated manner* "Y-yes, Sakaki-san...?"
Sakaki: *pulls out a cigarette, lights it, and takes a few long drags while Lucy waits in silence* "Put your hand on the counter, Yoshiba."
Lucy: >.> <( ? ? ? ) "Eh? Uh, okay..." *unsure*
Sakaki: *pulls out a covered knife* *-* <( . . . ) "This will be over soon, Yoshiba-san. You just have to learn to do your work better, as well...with only four fingers on this hand, from now on."
Lucy: "Kyaaaaaaaaaaa~!" *faints*
Sakaki: *catches Yoshiba-san*
Kiku: "Wow, she thought you were serious, Sakaki-san."
Sakaki: "Yup, I still got it." *holds a hand up for a high five*
Kiku: *returns high five*
Sakaki: *wipes up counter with one hand, while supporting a fainted Lucy in his other arm*