[quote=Raxacoricofallapatorius]
Of course they wouldn't be fair, this is Spam after all. But we will claim that they are only fair and just and the proper way to deal with troublesome troublemakers. I'll put up wanted posters 'n' stuff. You can be a prosecutor. You'd be good at it.
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I can be the whole jury. Think about how much costs would be cut if you only had to pay for one juror.