[quote=Raxacoricofallapatorius]
Jorick can be the defending attorney.
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Me: "Eh, I don't give a shit if this one gets banned. The defense rests."

Judge: "But we just started. It's the prosecution's turn to make an opening statement."

Me: "So? Fuck you, the defense rests, ban the sorry bastard and be done with it. I'm going home."