[quote=Doivid]
I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?
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If I'm being absolutely honest, Jorick is probably one of my favourite people in spam. I enjoy all of his verbose responses, and his opinions line up rather well with my own. 

I wish Mahz would post more often.

I don't really know anyone well enough to make a judgement here, so I'll just say Nat out of respect for our forum-bond.