I thought your post was actually pretty good, although the idea of ballistae walking around on 'pillars of meat' struck me as hilarious.

And my day has been alright. Was going to go for a run but then a huge storm appeared out of nowhere, so I decided to get a few laughs reading a previous Dungeon Keepers RP. I just hope my writing has improved since then... Just read this excerpt from one of my earliest posts.

[hider=Best Paragraph Ever]They also built a large Tavern to eat their food at. It had a bar, several tables, and a menu for both the Golems and Imps. Every day it would have a new special, like charred human remains and a goblet of blood for the Imps, or a delicious moss-covered agate with an optional side of bones for the Golems.[/hider]