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One day I'll try tea the way you English drink it. One day.
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How the hell do you drink it? 

As for everyone else - please, lower thy weapons. There is no need for tea and coffee to war with one another; follow the example of hot chocolate and Horlicks by remaining peaceful and cooperative. Even though coffee is infinitely fucking worse, I begrudgingly admit that it's extremely useful for my developing caffeine addiction. Starbucks, what would us basic white bitches do without you?