[quote=Smiral]
I only add milk to tea when I'm making chai tea, otherwise -fuck- milk.
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You defile chai tea with milk? You're dead to me. The [i]only[/i] tea I add milk too is standard black tea - breakfast tea, as it's sometimes called. Anything else, no way. Yeuch. And anyone else who does it any way other than the very specific way I was raised to enjoy it is literalz worse than Hitler.
I think I just won Godwin's Law. Can you win Godwin's Law?