[hider=A completely reasonable conversation][9:58:43 PM] Jorick: The person with the long appearance has similar skills as to what I was planning, for the uncommon ones at least. Though my exceptional is gonna be combat (and a particular style) rather than horse riding.
[9:58:45 PM] Quinn: All your messages appeared like a minute late
[9:58:53 PM] Card: Do what you will
[9:59:01 PM] Card: Is everyone coming from the Land of a Thousand Kings?
[9:59:09 PM] Jorick: I am indeed.
[9:59:10 PM] Quinn: Jojo, chances are your Fates will differentiate you guys
[9:59:20 PM] Jorick: Yup, most likely.
[9:59:29 PM] Quinn: Oh, if everyone is coming from Land of a Thousand Kings, I'm gonna slightly change my history
[9:59:32 PM] Jorick: Also just skimming their sheet, gonna be rather different.
[9:59:38 PM] Kammy: I can't follow this convo at all
[9:59:49 PM] Quinn: We're talking about Card's RP
[9:59:54 PM] Jorick: I could also change my stuff pretty easily too, but the 1k Kings place was most suitable for my idea.
[10:00:02 PM] Jorick: I could drop horse riding entirely, actually.
[10:00:04 PM] Jorick: And I might just do so.
[10:01:17 PM] Kammy: Card has an rp?
[10:01:27 PM] Elendra: I literally can't think of a good enough character
[10:01:57 PM] Quinn: think of an evil character then
[10:02:00 PM] Jorick: Elendra, make someone who uses midgets as weapons.
[10:02:13 PM] Alex: yay my aar thread is popularz
[10:02:15 PM] Alex: ^^
[10:05:13 PM] Quinn: ...Would knights be a thing in Albany?
Or a broader question: Is it's society dark age-esque or roman?
[10:05:50 PM] Quinn: oh, I keep forgetting the forgiveness > permission rule
[10:05:54 PM] Jorick: lol, I feel like we're gonna have a lot of fighty types :P
[10:06:06 PM] Quinn: shh jojo, I'm tossing around ideas
[10:06:15 PM] Alex: no he'll be a quixotic knight
[10:06:27 PM] Quinn: I have the origins and basis down, now I'm just figuring out more current stuff
[10:06:28 PM] Jorick: I don't have a problem with it, my dude is gonna be a knight of sorts.
[10:06:29 PM] Alex: actually horrible at combat because he's too busy attacking the titan that is a fallen skyscraper
[10:06:50 PM] Jorick: Best kind of knight imo, Sora.
[10:09:07 PM] Alex: ok time to continue on with my mod election farce
[10:09:17 PM] Alex: should I allow the mods to continue on into the voting
[10:09:17 PM] Jorick: I can't think of any more common skills I want, and I only have 4 out of the 7 that I can have. :<
[10:09:34 PM] Alex: sewing is always useful jorick
[10:09:59 PM] Elendra: Blacksmithing
[10:10:09 PM] Quinn: whoring, rapping, gold digging
[10:10:14 PM] Jorick: I have extra good blacksmithing already, Elendra.
[10:10:27 PM] Jorick: Sewing or something like that could probably be good though. Gotta maintain dem clothes.
[10:10:28 PM | Edited 10:10:37 PM] Alex: make it extra extra good blacksmithing?
[10:10:45 PM] Elendra: how about
[10:10:45 PM] Alex: but yeah, things like sewing
[10:10:51 PM] Alex: fishing sounds useful
[10:10:51 PM] Quinn: rubbing your tummy and patting your head
[10:10:52 PM] Elendra: uh
[10:10:54 PM] Elendra: yes
[10:10:58 PM] Jorick: But I already have extra extra good fite skillz with sword and shield, and I can only have one extra extra good skill.
[10:11:02 PM] Sukisho: Whatcha working on Jorick
[10:11:03 PM | Edited 10:11:08 PM] Alex: if you're in the north-east
[10:11:08 PM] Jorick: CS for Card's RP
[10:11:18 PM] Quinn: Dancing?
[10:11:18 PM] Alex: have lobster trawling be a skill
[10:11:26 PM] Alex: and make jokes about being a lobster with all your armor
[10:11:26 PM] Elendra: navigating
[10:11:30 PM] Elendra: reading omens in the stars
[10:11:35 PM] Quinn: Reading in general
[10:11:35 PM] Alex: Knowledge (arcana)
[10:11:36 PM] Elendra: interpretive dance
[10:11:39 PM] Jorick: Sora, I'm being a shitter and including food acquisition under a catch-all of Wilderness Survival. :P
[10:11:40 PM] Elendra: interruptive dance
[10:11:44 PM] Jorick: lol
[10:11:53 PM] Jorick: Nah Herzi, fuck reading, my dude is gonna be illiterate.
[10:11:56 PM] Alex: no that's fine
[10:11:58 PM] Elendra: Just break out into dance during the wedding
[10:12:04 PM] Jorick: That could be a thing.
[10:12:06 PM] Alex: It isn't about food acquisition, it's an /art/
[10:12:11 PM] Elendra: juggling
[10:12:14 PM] Quinn: reading maps?
[10:12:22 PM] Alex: is social interaction one
[10:12:23 PM] Elendra: oral sex
[10:12:34 PM] Alex: http://paizo.com/PRD/skillDescriptions.html
[10:12:38 PM] Jorick: Where am I going to get a map in post-apoc-land?
[10:12:42 PM] Elendra: Uh
[10:12:43 PM] Quinn: cartography
[10:12:46 PM] Elendra: it's been post-apoc for a long time
[10:12:47 PM] Alex: petty thievery!
[10:12:50 PM] Elendra: maps probably exist
[10:12:51 PM] Jorick: I have social interaction (Diplomacy) as a good skill.
[10:12:53 PM] Jorick: lol petty theft
[10:12:54 PM] Alex: ~stealth!
[10:13:00 PM] Alex: animal training!
[10:13:00 PM] Jorick: I AM A KNIGHT, I DO NOT HIDE
[10:13:02 PM] Quinn: Yeah, maps probably exist
[10:13:04 PM] Elendra: intimidation
[10:13:06 PM] Elendra: Chivalry
[10:13:09 PM] Jorick: eh, okay, maps probably do exist
[10:13:14 PM] Elendra: Putting on your armour by yourself
[10:13:17 PM] Jorick: hahaha
[10:13:20 PM] Elendra: Because that would be a SUPER USEFUL skill
[10:13:20 PM] Alex: no jorick you need stealth
[10:13:23 PM] Jorick: I have that covered actually.
[10:13:26 PM] Sukisho: Elendra, lol a real skill indeed
[10:13:34 PM] Alex: that way you can suddenly appear behind the non chilvalrous people in the group when they're doing bad
[10:13:38 PM] Jorick: One of my gooder skills is Heavily Armored Combat, and I'm totally counting putting it on myself in there.
[10:13:40 PM] Quinn: Teleporting
[10:13:42 PM] Alex: and loom over them "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUNM!"
[10:13:48 PM] Jorick: hahaha
[10:13:56 PM] Quinn: Meta-gaming
[10:14:00 PM] Elendra: The ability to make fart noises with your armpit
[10:14:01 PM] Quinn: Reading other people's hiders
[10:14:02 PM] Alex: best skill
[10:14:05 PM] Jorick: :o
[10:14:13 PM] Elendra: Swimming
[10:14:15 PM] Jorick: Performance Art - Armpit Farting
[10:14:17 PM] Elendra: Climbing trees
[10:14:23 PM] Sukisho: Elendra, Swimming in armour
[10:14:26 PM] Alex: Hypnosis
[10:14:34 PM] Elendra: Bondage
[10:14:42 PM] Alex: Inspire Courage - Belching
[10:14:45 PM] Elendra: unlocking chastity belts
[10:14:53 PM] Elendra: unlocking chastity belts with your tongue
[10:14:56 PM] Quinn: High Alchohol Tolerance
[10:14:59 PM] Alex: Take a skill in Arrogance
[10:15:03 PM] Jorick: oooh, gotta be able to get hte chastity belts off of the maidens I "rescue"
[10:15:06 PM] Quinn: Littlefingering
[10:15:09 PM] Jorick: :o
[10:15:13 PM] Elendra: falconeering
[10:15:15 PM] Alex: ...
[10:15:20 PM] Quinn: Fertility
[10:15:22 PM] Alex: littlefingering
[10:15:28 PM] Jorick: I should take a skill in Badass.
[10:15:32 PM] Alex: sounds like something that would happen in littlefinger's brothels at least
[10:15:36 PM] Jorick: That's like taking a level in it, right?
[10:15:39 PM] Quinn: [10:15 PM] Alex: 

<<< littlefingeringIt can be taken two ways and both work
[10:15:45 PM] Alex: Exactly!
[10:15:46 PM] Elendra: puns
[10:15:49 PM] Sukisho: stop making me laugh... I don't have a voice and it jsut makes me cough instead
[10:15:59 PM] Quinn: Skill" Laughing
[10:16:06 PM] Sukisho: Evil Laughing
[10:16:07 PM] Elendra: Skill: Interior Design
[10:16:10 PM] Quinn: Cackling
[10:16:12 PM] Alex: take a skill in something very basic
[10:16:13 PM] Elendra: Skill: Gaydar
[10:16:17 PM] Quinn: Exterior Design
[10:16:20 PM] Quinn: Gardening
[10:16:20 PM] Alex: because then it will imply that those who don't take it are horrible at it
[10:16:24 PM] Jorick: lol
[10:16:26 PM] Elendra: Skill: Manscaping
[10:16:27 PM] Quinn: Skill: Eating
[10:16:28 PM] Jorick: Someone took a skill in Running already
[10:16:30 PM] Alex: ahahah
[10:16:41 PM] Quinn: Parkour
[10:16:44 PM] Elendra: Skill: getting rid of hiccups
[10:16:50 PM] Sukisho: Jorick: Walking
[10:16:53 PM] Quinn: Skill: Doing the Cup Song
[10:16:55 PM] Jorick: oh damn
[10:16:55 PM] Alex: Skill: Monologue Time Displacement
[10:16:56 PM] Jorick: walking skill
[10:16:58 PM] Elendra: Moonwalking
[10:17:03 PM] Jorick: Sora, fuck, I need that.
[10:17:06 PM] Alex: omg herzi
[10:17:09 PM] Elendra: Skill: 80s Montage
[10:17:20 PM] Alex: Skill: Theme Music
[10:17:21 PM] Quinn: sorry, messed up
[10:17:27 PM] Quinn: Uncommon Skill: Doing the Cup Song*
[10:17:29 PM] Jorick: Skill: Sulking Brooding Dark Sulky Loner
[10:17:36 PM] Alex: Skill: Having skills
[10:17:38 PM] Elendra: Skill: Pimpslap
[10:17:46 PM] Elendra: Skill: A genie
[10:17:48 PM] Alex: Skill: Skill: Skill: Skill: Skill: Skill: Skill: Skill: ...
[10:17:55 PM] Quinn: Skill: Brothel management
[10:17:59 PM] Jorick: huehue
[10:18:03 PM] Elendra: Skill: Orgiophanting
[10:18:09 PM] Elendra: Skill: A nice hat
[10:18:11 PM] Alex: Skill: Finding the general term of a taylor series
[10:18:12 PM] Sukisho: Skill: Bitches and Hoes
[10:18:25 PM] Quinn: Skill: Quantam Physics
[10:18:25 PM] Card: To answer your question, Herzi
[10:18:27 PM] Alex: Skill: Tragic Backstory
[10:18:29 PM] Elendra: Skill: Distinguishing hoes from garden tools
[10:18:30 PM] Card: There are knights
[10:18:34 PM] Quinn: k
[10:18:35 PM] Card: They don't know Roman culture that well
[10:18:40 PM] Jorick: Skill: Being a Dick
[10:18:46 PM] Alex: but
[10:18:48 PM] Card: Which is why they have a king
[10:18:49 PM] Alex: is it roman themed
[10:18:52 PM] Elendra: Skill: Being a Butt
[10:18:52 PM] Card: No
[10:18:55 PM] Elendra: Combined
[10:18:56 PM] Card: They /think/ they're Romans
[10:18:58 PM] Elendra: Skill: Being Dickbutt
[10:18:59 PM] Alex: needs more whores
[10:19:00 PM | Edited 10:19:09 PM] Card: But they're not
[10:19:02 PM] Jorick: No, no, Elly
[10:19:06 PM] Alex: everything can use more whores
[10:19:08 PM] Jorick: That would have to be uncommon skill
[10:19:10 PM] Jorick: Maybe exceptional
[10:19:18 PM] Quinn: [10:18 PM] Elendra: 

<<< Skill: Being a Butt
Combined[10:15 PM] Quinn: 

<<< Littlefingering
[10:19:22 PM] Alex: the quality of a setting is proportional to the number of prostitutes
[10:19:28 PM] Card: If they knew anything about Roman culture, they would despise the concept of a king
[10:19:44 PM] Elendra: Skill: Being exceptional
[10:19:54 PM] Elendra: Skill: Having infinite common skills and 2 uncommon skills
[10:19:56 PM] Quinn: Skill: Being useless
[10:20:02 PM] Elendra: Skill: Enui
[10:20:06 PM] Alex: Skill: Chisiled Features
[10:20:12 PM] Quinn: Skill: Innuendo
[10:20:12 PM] Jorick: Skill: Engender Ennui
[10:20:23 PM] Jorick: Wait no, that could actually be useful
[10:20:28 PM] Quinn: Skill: Control Weather
[10:20:29 PM] Jorick: Skill: Cartwheeling
[10:20:36 PM] Quinn: Skill: Full Party Revive
[10:20:37 PM] Elendra: Skill: Making wheels for carts
[10:20:42 PM] Alex: Skill: Pathetic Fallacy Aura
[10:20:49 PM] Jorick: Skill: Becoming a wheel for a cart
[10:20:52 PM] Elendra: Skill: Circular logic
[10:20:54 PM] Quinn: Skill: Magic Missile
[10:21:08 PM] Koka: Skill: Jorick's Wall
[10:21:12 PM] Elendra: Skill: peeing while standing
[10:21:17 PM] Alex: Skill: Tautology
[10:21:19 PM] Quinn: Skill: Throwing knives at twitchy giants
[10:21:22 PM] Jorick: Skill: Pooping while standing
[10:21:30 PM] Elendra: Skill: Pooping while farting
[10:21:41 PM] Sukisho: ...................
[10:21:41 PM] Alex: Flaw: Have to pee while sitting
[10:21:43 PM] Quinn: Skill: Eating and crying at the same time
[10:21:45 PM] Koka: [10:21 PM] Quinn: 

<<< Skill: Throwing knives at twitchy giants*twitchy giants with explosive
[10:21:52 PM] Elendra: Skill: Pooping and eating at the same time
[10:21:53 PM] Jorick: Skill: Crying and masturbating at the same time
[10:21:57 PM] Kammy: Skill: Winking both eyes at the same time
[10:22:03 PM] Elendra: Skill: Throwing up and eating at the same time
[10:22:05 PM] Koka: Skill: Pooping while eating in your sleep.
[10:22:06 PM] Alex: Skill: Constant Erection
[10:22:06 PM] Elendra: Skill: Anorexia
[10:22:10 PM] Quinn: [10:22 PM] Kammy: 

<<< Skill: Winking both eyes at the same timeahaha
[10:22:14 PM] Alex: ok
[10:22:15 PM] Quinn: Skill: Being ace
[10:22:21 PM] Alex: this is getting to be too much for me
[10:22:24 PM] Jorick: lol
[10:22:24 PM] Elendra: Skill: Being Ace of Spades
[10:22:28 PM] Koka: Skill: moving your ears.
[10:22:28 PM] Elendra: oh we're done
[10:22:30 PM] Elendra: okay
[10:22:34 PM] Alex: ok
[10:22:36 PM] Card: But yeah Kammy, I have an RP now
[10:22:39 PM] Jorick: It's fine, I got ideas for my skills. :P
[10:22:40 PM] Alex: being able to wiggle your ears is a sign of being a witch
[10:22:50 PM] Elendra: so is being made of wood
[10:22:54 PM] Elendra: therefore all ents are witches[/hider]