[quote=ImANargleHunter]
Pour the smelly bucket in the hall. To ward off predators, of course.
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You chuck that shit into the hall beyond your door. As you do, you see a silver glimmer in it. There was a key in that bucket! And now it's in the next room, and covered in shit. Probably chicken shit because of that original typo. What do you do?