Dear Drakel:

Far from hating upon your scientific magicks, We regard them most highly, and perhaps that is the reason you seem to have drawn Our affections so. Yet We do not believe in love beyond our rank, so your fears toward such an affair must remain groundless. Yet we find Ourselves writing to you yet again. Mere prose fails Us, so allow Us the indulgence of a small haiku:

Oh Drakel, whose pride
comes from fapping to cars, Our
mind - please get outside!

And while We have written to you many times, may We humbly point out that you have written back an equal number of times. Perhaps, after all, We are not the only obsessed one?

Cordially,
Queen Raidne