[hider=Pretty Much What happened In My Post]Day: *jock-mode* "Huh? Whats this, little buddy...?" *picks up dead bird soaked in a black substance* "This your little giiiiiirl-frrrrrrriend?"
Night: *emo mode, slicing his wrists* Y0Y "Shut up! I got nervous, man...I GOT NERVOUS!"
A few seconds ago...
Night: *picks up bird he had just crushed in his hand* "Only this...only this bird had loved me enough to die trying to get close to me" ;///; <( </3 )
Bird: <(xvx)>
Night: *looks around to see if anyone's watching, before leaning down over it* "Maybe true love's kiss is in order...?" Q///Q
Bird: <(xvx)>
Night: Q3Q
Bird: <(xvx)>
Night: Q3Q
Bird: <(xvx)>
Night: @3@
Bird: <(xvx)>
Sun: *somewhere out there in the world* "GAAAAAAAAAY!"
Night: DX *hears Sun, projectile vomits onto the poor bird*
Bird: *gets the eff up, drenched in the black substance* <(QAQ)> <( ? ! ) *goes to fly the eff outta there*
Day: *shoots an arrow into it, before walking out of the brush with a troll face* "Problem?"[/hider]