1. Why do people like you? Like, I don't get the attraction at all, you only say stupid shit all the time, what the fuck.

2. Bro, we should hang.

3. After getting to know more about you in the past few days, I really want to apologize for some of my behavior. I mean, I was only half-serious but I didn't understand exactly what I was doing meant to you.

4. You need to calm the fuck down, I like you, don't ruin it.

5. In the past, I never allowed myself to see just how chill you actually are, hopefully you can forgive some of my more dickish outbursts,

6. You really are to nice to be here.

7. Mike, do you still play minecraft?