Yeah, not really punny enough. Should have been more like this:

"Cheese, what's with you heroes? Can't take one someone with a chip on their shoulders? Then how about you chocolate on this, cause I'm no cookie-cutter villains. Really, it's not a gouda thing to brie distracted in battle, lest you get cobblered, and that would really be a peach. You act like being a hero is a piece of cake, which is pie I mozza shake my head and show you why it's no mean feta. 

"However, as much as I like to ham it up, this is provolone to be a drag. So let's wrap it up, and I wish you cheddar luck in the next life."