Person A: We really need to hash things out. I'm happy that he proposed but I don't think you're in love with him. You cling to people too easily. I wish we didn't stop talking like that.

Person B: Sorry I had to ditch. It was lame and I was pretty angry at her. But I will totally make it up to you. Also punch your dad for me. Just wait until we move out. I'm gonna force you to get a job at a coffee shop like the filthy hipster girl you are.

Person C: ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME? ?? If you have guys that you want to date maybe you should stop calling me babe. :c

Person D: I love you and I'm sorry that I suck.

Person E: You're pathetic and petty. I don't understand how people can stand speaking to you.