Instead of actually making a bunch of shit threads, I'll just do one shitty post for this:

I'm so spry that Abstergo is still looking for me

I'm so guy that testosterone is what I call my cortex

I'm so high that I have to look down to see Smiral

I'm so shy that I have to force myself to hit the post button

I'm so dry that I used a pun for this bandwagon

I'm so spy that servers sap me

I'm so nye that I was born with a bow tie

I'm so tri that Lagiacrus is my middle name

I'm so rye that my birth certificate contains an alcohol by volume percentage