Kouta: I'm going to do an internet! *cllick and you know* WHOOOOAAA!
Me: I'm going to do a fanfiction! *click* [url=https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10403192/1/A-Day-In-The-Life-Of-Edward-Elric]My Fanfic[/url]
(basically telling you all I wrote a fanfic)