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The irony would be astounding.
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Oof, sorry, thought that he was smelling it but heading elsewhere, didn't think Vale would have authentic Mistraltan food for a regular buffet. >~< My bad, ugh, didn't mean to change the flow of your post, d'oh. :P
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Nah, don't worry about it, Tarkus ate his foods and it was foody. 
I genuinely was stumped for ideas so I just had Tarkus' ADD kick in again. One day he'll get his girlfriend out of the gauntlet.