M: I am a very nice, caring person, as many tell me. I do right by everyone, put others before myself with family, friends, work, and beyond. I try not to ask for too much and work hard to keep my life filled with as much happiness as possible. But when you come in and can't get your shit together, can't even be bothered to do anything right and in a timely manner, that frustrates me a bit. When you're continuously two-faced and can't keep up with your own lies that you genuinely believe to be true, I become quite peeved. When you continuously call in, leave me to do all the work, yell at me and force me to tears over something that I was instructed to tell you that you didn't do, that upsets me. What really pisses me off to high-heaven, however, is when you do all these things and then quit like it was all of us that did you wrong, like the universe deserves you a favor for everything you didn't do. Do you realize that I have to now take your shifts and have no time to rest or get my life in order? You're the most pretentious piece of work I've ever had the (dis)pleasure of meeting, and I wish you smooth sailings and wave you off with an exhausted smile as you attempt to to find another job you can get paid not to do. God knows I'm thrilled you finally decided to leave the one I work hard trying to keep.

Wow, that felt really good, getting it off my shoulders.