A: You're cute and I wish you weren't 1000 miles away. We had a good thing going, I'm so sorry I had to leave you.

B: Get the fuuuuck away from me. Maybe that's a bit harsh, but just because I'm nice and friendly to you doesn't mean I'm your friend. It means I'm not a dick and I feel obligated to reply when you talk to me, unlike the rest of everyone at school who avoids the special needs kids like you. I know you have Autism but when I'm trying to study for exams and I have both earbuds in, that means I'm trying to study, don't try and talk to me. Thank you.

C: I can tell you're attracted to me, you smile at me different than the rest and I think it's adorable. I'm sorry I'm shy and I probably won't ever make any forward advances, you're gonna have to initiate that if you want more than just friendly small talk.

D: You are so fucking dumb, every time you open your mouth I want to punch you in the throat. You complain about anything and everything, and you are so rude about it. You self-entitled bitch, get over yourself.