Some suggestions:

[quote=Major Ursa]
Role in the Warehouse:
More or less, the group’s coffee/tea/lunch jockey…not that she minds, she’s actually pretty glad she can be of use.[/quote]If you work at the Warehouse you are either an Agent or someone who maintains the inventory &/or runs the B&B where all the non-supervisors live. They don't have gofers.

You need to familiarize yourself with the tv show.

Also your artifact is not something that would exist, it is created by a person not some random thing doing random shit.