To weigh in on Spam's fuzziness or lack thereof - actually, in the end, most people who are part of the 'community' of Spam do give two fucks and care to some extent. Spam's like a pineapple - prickly as fuck and hard on the outside, but sweet and soft and mushy on the inside. Kinda. Mostly. 
Honestly, the more you just act like you belong here, the more people will welcome you into the fold, providing you aren't an utter tool (which we've already seen you aren't, so thumbsupbro). All the people who say they never got 'hazed' just pitched up and started making intelligent/amusing responses one day, rather than making their newness/arrival a 'thing'.

EDIT: Also, to explain why so many of us are posting here talking about this stuff, it's actually just because we all love to analyse Spam as a mini-community/society or as a collective entity, to show how aware we are of what it's like. :rolleyes