[quote=LetsFly]
Wait hold on okay I wanna hear this story How do you "accidentally" stretch your fucking earlobes
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Okay well, I got my ear pierced when I was young like five or whatever, and I was prone to losing my earring so I'd end up putting whatever would fit, and being the little kid I was, I'd play fight and whatnot with friends, got random objects ripped out of my ear constantly. Then one day I lose my earring and I used a safety pin to use as a place holder, but the hole was pretty tiny still and I ended up missing (kind-of) giving me two holes almost directly ontop of one another, with a little skin flap in between them. That eventually got ripped out at a concert or something, and now I have a weird oblong shaped hole in my ear.