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Made from Zeus's pure testosterone mixed in with the manliest woman known to man, Lightnan erupted from her womb ready to rip a bear's head from it's shoulders. Learning to weild a sword at the ripe age of 2, Lightnan began his training to become the most brutal man in the world. By the age of 36, Lightnan had learned to live up to his name sake! A barbarian that struck like lightning and roared like thunder. These are the marvelous adventures of LIGHTNAN THE BARBARIAN!

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From the pits of the Dewey Decimalis System comes the powerful Dark Wizard, Decimalis! Lightnan The Barbarian's wise friend, Decimalis was born from the Post-Apocalyptic ashen pits of Detroit, Michigan, as the most albino of wizards ever born! Born with a sinister British accent, many brave but misled Witch Hunters tracked him down and attempted to kill him for being evil. Decimalis was foretold in the Prophecy to be the only one powerful enough to stop the evil Tongue of Miley Ray Cyrus!