[quote=ActRaiserTheReturned]
From the pits of the Dewey Decimalis System comes the powerful Dark Wizard, Decimalis! Lightnan The Barbarian's wise friend, Decimalis was born from the Post-Apocalyptic ashen pits of Detroit, Michigan, as the most albino of wizards ever born! Born with a sinister British accent, many brave but misled Witch Hunters tracked him down and attempted to kill him for being evil. Decimalis was foretold in the Prophecy to be the only one powerful enough to stop the evil Tongue of Miley Ray Cyrus!
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That's just not funny.