*falls from ceiling*

....
I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque....
Hm.

*looks at map* 

Oh, no wonder. This isn't a map. It's a picture of a narwhal. 

*shows everyone*

Ees mai pet narwhal. His name is Bartholomeu Amadeus III. And he lieks fish. 
I also lieks fish. :3 My narwhal and I~

Oh, and also:

*ahem*
*ahem ahem*
*AHEM!*

Is there any more room for another character?