[quote=Major Ursa]
What? Not the guard that lets you get raped in the showers? Or the guard who rapes you in the showers? Ah, well, if you want candy, he's your guy.Well...hopefully my CS gets accepted soon.
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It's impossible to get along with someone who rapes you, unless you are into that sorta thing, but then it isn't rape. So by definition, I'll go with the guy handing out candy.