Huh? What? It's just a long, thick, and juicy stun baton...sure, it's longer than other guard's, but isn't that just life? Either you're gifted with such a thing, or you seek out a way to get a big one...
Alternatively, if others get too aggressive or excited, Ermine is going to have to take his big guns and blow his load all over the place in order to bring everything to a dramatic close.
All in all, just don't screw up on the pancakes. You'll enjoy his special lolly.