[quote=Free Faller]
FIRST! *self high five cause nobody else is here* So, here's my plan: Back in the 60's I developed a weather changing machine that was in essence a sophisticated heat beam we call a laser . Using these lasers we punch a hole in the protective layer around the world which we call the ozone layer . Slowly but surely the ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is, unless, the world pays us... a hefty ransom?Yeah, that just happened. I quoted Austin Powers just so I could use the airquote smiley things. You're all welcome.[/quote]

But, hey, FF? I don't know, maybe I could marry you in real-life, or something? Just for a bit, kay?