[quote=Valiance]
Ooh! I haven't decapitated anyone in a while. I'm sure you'll survive.*Faster than light, chops your head off with my bare hand*Now, can we change you?...*Starts pumping your insides full of water*
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*My head reforms out of mercury*
You are aware that mercury and water have totally different polarities, right? Ever heard the phrase "like dissolves like?"