What kind of teaching position would he be offered?

I presume if asked/he proposed it, he would offer mixed meditation/martial arts courses.

We should totally make a course list. Right now the offered courses would be.. Sex Ed, Cooking, Gym, Meditation/Martial Arts, and Sports. Huh.. I suppose calculus isn't likely to stop a rampaging supernatural.

I should totally make a completely boring normal human professor who is passionate about calculus.