The counseling is for the fact that the Documentary is less porny than it sounds, but more or less like a badly written, boring, teen 'forbidden romance' series of books at it's core...the ridiculous love triangle between the succubus, the centaur, and an actual horse in the middle of the documentary is the breaking point.

Aram would help out the Cafeteria Personnel, but they also serve non-sweet foods, which make him sad. Aram can help out in Creature Physiology.