[hider=Episode 0]
Aram: "Okay, class! For the final class with me, we're finally going to watch that bi-racial documentary!"
Female Student: D: <( </3 ) [i]'Augh, not the porn...![/I]
Male Student: "I'm...curious...I'm not going to not watch it, I mean, might as well." [i]'Bring on dat porn~'[/I]
[u]Video starts...begins with a succubus standing in a meadow...[/u]
Male Student: :0 *waiting...*
Succubus: [I]This is just my story as a normal, sexy, talented teen succubus in love with a hot, taut, male centaur...[/I] "Do you love me...?" *looks up at male centaur, her bottom lip quivering*
Centaur: "I just...don't want to hurt you..."
Succubus: "I know...alright, I know..." *hugs the centaur*
[u]Enter Title, 'Heart-shaped Hooves, A Bi-racial Love Story About Abstinence and Marriage'[/u]
Male Student: "..."
Female Student: "..."
Aram: "Ha ha~! Got you good! But seriously, keep watching." @_@ <( . . . ) *watching*
[u]Five Hours Later...[/u]
Aram: *wiping stray tears from eyes* "Gosh, such a beautiful movie...brings me to te--hey? What happened to everybody?"
[u]At the Counselling Office[/u]
Female Student: *vomits up more blood into trash bin*
Male Student: *drags self through open office door* "T-T-TEACHER! TEACHER!!!!!! AUGH--"[/hider]
[quote=TheWindel]
@Major Ursa. Well we don't want to overwork him too much. We can put him in Cafeteria Personel as that one will be more than one person anyway.
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I did mention 'would' and 'but', as in non-sweet foods make him sad...he'd prolly avoid helping, though he's provide the desserts.