[b][center]What happens at E3[/center][/b]

Various devs spend twenty minutes dicking around about how cool they are.

They finally show a 30 second clip about their game, which is usually a cinematic or scripted event that actually has nothing to do with the real product.

Crowd cheers all the time like a group of easily entertained five year olds at a puppet show.

[b]Only maybe a tenth of the products displayed actually turn out the way they are advertised[/b], if any features about them are explicitly listed at all.